Three tomatoes are walking down the street - a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says:"Ketchup."
"If yor're home playing a good album, and some nosy-ass neighbor claims he can't hear his TV, why does your music have to suffer so he can watch his TV? I say,"Too bad for the neighbor."" - Mick Mars